Sunday, October 28, 2012

Typical Halloween.


Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat. That's a classic saying. Well anyways, its halloween time! It is halloween, it is halloween, halloween, halloween, it is halloween. Halloween means free candy and dressing as crazy as you want. Some girls even think that halloween is an excuse to dress like a slut. I beg to differ. Its like honey, please cover some of that up. Halloween should be renamed to “the night of the slutty outfits”.

What I don't understand is that there is plenty of cute, non slutty, halloween costumes. Most girls insist on recreating non slutty outfits into slutty outfits. All you have to do is add “sexy” to the beginning. Sexy cat, sexy cop, sexy flight attendant. After doing that, cut off the stomach area then the legs but make sure you cut all the way up to the butt for extra sluttiness. And there ya go! A slutty halloween custom. Jk please don't do that.

Another thing that I don't understand is that some girls spend up to $80 on their costumes. You could use that money to buy things that are a lot better. Oh wait here's an a idea: maybe a normal halloween costume? And girls, we don't always have to be impressing everyone. Guys that really like slutty girls probably aren't dating material. I know is clique to say but guys should like you for your personality :)

Overall, let's try not to be too slutty on halloween. Keep it classy, ladies.

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